From Twisted Humor
Ten Reasons Computers Are Male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shinny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter.
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