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Cinderella
at 75
Cinderella
is now 75 years old. After a
fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking
chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One
sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella
said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The
Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella
was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost
under her breath she uttered her first wish: I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension."
Instantly,
her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her
old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch,
quivering with fear.
Cinderella
said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What does
your heart want for your second wish?"
Cinderella
looked down at her frail body, and said: "I
wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish
became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt
stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten vigor and
vitality began to course through her.
Then
the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You
have one more wish, what shall you
have?"
Cinderella
looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to
transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man".
Magically,
Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that
when complete he stood before her, a man, so beautiful the likes of which
neither she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds began to fall
from the sky at his feet.
The
Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new
life."
And,
with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few
eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had
ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"
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